If brands abandoned their current slogans and used brutally HONEST ones, what would they be? Here are some of the best responses I’ve seen . . .1. Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.2. Taco Bell: You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients.3. Altoids: They come with a free box you’ll put junk in.4. IKEA: Come for the meatballs. Stay because you can’t find your way out.5. YouTube: Where the world watches ads now.6. Q-Tips: From a liability standpoint, we have to say don’t stick them in your ears. But we’re not your mother, so do what you want.7. Internet Explorer: A great browser for downloading Chrome.8. Ramen Noodles: You get paid in a few days.9. Facebook: Making it easier to stalk people since 2004.10. The Yellow Pages: Here, throw this away.
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